you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
