Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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