Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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