i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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