I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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