he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Actions speak louder than pants.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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