I cockslap morals
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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