i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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