There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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