My pussy is not your playground.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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