I looked at my own cervix.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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