I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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