Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
