just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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