What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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