Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
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respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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