So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
a search helicopter?!
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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