Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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