Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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