how can u be prego again
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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