Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
My dad is sitting where you rode me
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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