you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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