I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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