Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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