The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
barbara walters just said penis...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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