Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Are we still banned from the library?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Of course I have a pirate flag
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
