I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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