Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
