is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
MIDGETS
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I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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