her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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