He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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