butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just had sex on a roof
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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