apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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