He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just wanna soil my oats bro
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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