My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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