R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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