so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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