As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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