Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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