doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
