Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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