he wants to bone in the snuggie
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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