Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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