yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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