I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This house was built for laser tag.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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