no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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