Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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