i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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