why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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