She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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