Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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