I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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