I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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