SEEEEXXX PLEASE
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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