But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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