Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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