Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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