What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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