Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
this will be a night to untag.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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